
This place is a real mixed bag for hobos. Hobos are extremely drawn to oil lamps, like the proverbial moth. These lamps remind them of being chased by rail yard bulls and late night hootenannies deep in the woods. Unfortunately, this lamp has surrounded itself in a defense of capitalism and ambition. Combined these two elements form a type of hobo Kryptonite.
Have you maybe gone off the deep end? What use would a hobo have for business cards but to use them as toothpicks?